:04:00
Maybe there is something wrong.
:04:03
l'm a 1 7-year-old virgin.
:04:06
lt's so much easier if you're a bloke.
:04:08
Just orbiting the Earth like
a lunar module looking for a docking.
:04:12
Maybe l should be
more like Hoover. More willing.
:04:16
Strap a mattress to
your back and call yourself " Futon."
:04:28
Isabelle Jasmine Clarkson.
Also known as "Shake and Vac. "
:04:32
Or simply, "The Hoover."
:04:35
She may not be
the sharpest tool in the shed.
:04:38
But what she missed out
on brains she made up in hormones.
:04:41
She grew breasts at 9.
:04:43
She's a walking, talking,
hip-swishing man magnet!
:04:46
No man has ever said no to Hoover.
:04:48
Her technique? To give them exactly
what they want, and then some.
:05:05
Number 1 4.
:05:08
My God! The Alex thingy!
:05:12
Thorne. Sex on two legs.
:05:15
Age 1 7. Five-foot-ten. Virgo.
:05:19
Half-owns a Volkswagen
with elder brother Mark.
:05:22
But he's, like, big-league totty.
:05:24
l can't just walk up
and say, "Give me your love babies!"
:05:28
We need a strategy.
:05:29
-l know him.
-Who?
:05:34
Anorak man?
:05:35
Chas Lovett.
:05:36
We went to juniors together.
:05:39
He owns several anoraks.
:05:42
Chas Lovett, your
time has come.
:05:47
l'm in two minds.
:05:48
To go techno, new millennium...
:05:51
...or play safe with olde worlde.
:05:53
Then, of course, there's undersea.
:05:55
l'm having this
Jacques Cousteau Memorial notion.
:05:59
What is that?