:06:00
Chas Lovett. Sadder than
the sad people from sad city.
:06:05
Mum, Jackie. Into
country and western.
:06:07
l'm just delivering it.
:06:08
Stepdad, Frank. Part-time
inventor and carnival-float designer.
:06:13
-Won't have it under my roof.
-Keep it in the shed.
:06:16
Masturbation during adolescence
l can understand, condone even.
:06:19
You can damage a
boy talking like that.
:06:22
Greatest fear of man: Your mother
knowing you enjoy the old Jodrell.
:06:27
Not quite dork, not quite nerd.
:06:30
Nerdish. Into computers. Bit sad.
:06:33
Surfs the inter-thing
and listens to Morrissey.
:06:36
Very sad. Does a paper round.
:06:39
Too sad.
:06:43
-Hi, Chas.
-Hi, Justine.
:06:45
Sit down.
Take the weight off your wrigglers.
:06:49
Here's what we want you to do.
:06:57
The Virtual Reality Expo's not nerdy.
lt's something you'd get off on.
:07:01
lt's all stuff you can do.
Simulated motor racing...
:07:05
...aeroplane dogfighting,
virtual-reality kickboxing....
:07:08
Stand over there. Don't want
these foxes to think we're together.
:07:12
Simulated Tour de France,
windsurfing, clay pigeon shooting....
:07:19
l think there's even a sex machine
being developed by a Swiss team.
:07:23
A real sex machine?
:07:24
Where you get inside,
they plug you in and...?
:07:27
Yeah, l think so.
:07:28
Well, get me a ticket.
:07:34
-Lend us your bike.
-l can't.
:07:35
l need it to get to college.
:07:39
They've invented a sex machine.
Reckon it'll make men obsolete.
:07:47
So if you want to grab some old-style
rumpo before it's out of fashion....
:07:53
Dad, why does it keep doing this?!
:07:56
lt's okay. Start again.
Remember the sequence?
:07:58
l've got a way to remember.