:31:01
Bung a few of those
down our necks and....
:31:04
-Jesus, look at Carter's!
-Don't point!
:31:08
The inside's showing.
:31:09
He's been circumcised.
:31:10
Poor bastard!
:31:13
You want to avoid
trouble, don't look...
:31:15
...and don't say anything
about other bloke's bits.
:31:18
Maggot dick!
:31:21
-What's all that about?
-Nothing.
:31:23
Come on. What?
:31:25
Alex's great pleasure is A:
making out he's hung like a donkey...
:31:30
...and B: publicly humiliating
anyone who's not.
:31:34
-What, and you're--?
-l'm a late developer!
:31:36
Size doesn't matter.
You should know that.
:31:39
And often it's an optical
aberration. Some just look big.
:31:44
Alex isn't that much
of a deal, is he?
:31:49
You got a problem, princess?
:32:04
A little bit of
alco-frolic lubrication...
:32:06
...and it was time to
unleash the python.
:32:10
She couldn't resist
it for a nanosecond.
:32:12
All over me like chickenpox.
:32:15
l tell you, they don't
call her the Hoover for nothing.
:32:20
-What goes down in the trousers?
-Apart from me?
:32:25
Ever had a Jack Russell
try to do it to your leg?
:32:29
l was a stallion.
:32:31
Hour after hour, pushing
her further and further...
:32:35
...to the very edge of ecstasy!
:32:38
l'm like, "Sorry,
did l miss something?"
:32:40
He's lying back, basking in the glow
of his sad little fantasy world.
:32:45
Believe me, l've had
more fun with a spin dryer.
:32:49
There's a sort of glow a woman
gets when she's satisfied.
:32:52
Sort of looks drunk, intoxicated.
:32:56
Eyes glazed with delight.
:32:58
l felt sick, like l'd
eaten a dodgy pork pie.