:54:03
lf l listen to you,
l'll be on Ricki Lake's...
:54:06
..." l Waited So Long
lt Grew Over" show.
:54:09
So, superstud.
:54:11
l think l fancy a French
tickler. And a lube tube....
:54:15
l know this is some
reaction thing to Jake.
:54:18
That boy's history.
:54:20
What l need now
is a nurse's uniform...
:54:23
...some handcuffs and a cock ring.
:54:26
Blimey, what's a cock ring?
:54:29
Lemon-meringue nipple arouser!
:54:33
Jake is you.
:54:35
You invented him.
He's your perfect man. Remember?
:54:39
Remember the Expo
you went to with me?
:54:42
Those awful machines! Those anoraks.
A sea of little anoraks.
:54:47
Remember the Narcissus machine?
:54:51
No, l don't! Sad boys' stuff.
:54:54
You designed your perfect man,
then something went wrong.
:54:57
What l do with my body
is my business. Just bog off!
:55:02
Something went wrong. A bit
of you broke off and got stuck inside.
:55:06
Not something you
bought here, l trust.
:55:09
l know you remember.
:55:12
l know this isn't you.
:55:15
We offer a gift
for purchases over 20 pounds.
:55:17
Your choices are a nipple-piercing
voucher or a marzipan muff glove.
:55:22
This bloody is me!
You don't know me!
:55:25
The muff glove then.
:55:31
lt's called Reality lnterface
Transference. Theoretically--
:55:35
Will you shut up! l'm sick of
your pathetic Star Trek fantasy shit!
:55:40
Grow up! To just enter
adolescence would be a start!
:55:44
lt doesn't matter
what you say to me.
:55:46
What matters is not
doing something you'll regret.
:55:48
Why should l listen to you?
l've made up my mind.
:55:51
Look around. Everybody's
growing up. lt's scary, l know.
:55:55
lt's scarier when
it's not happening to you.
:55:57
Don't hold
everyone else back.
:55:59
Look at yourself! Your anorak,
your stupid computer games!