1:22:01
Can you believe
anyone would say that?
1:22:06
When you grow up, don't ever
listen to your big brother.
1:22:10
You'll be the sad bastard
everyone crosses the street to avoid.
1:22:14
We're off to Bonanza.
Don't keep her awake too long.
1:22:17
And if Alex comes round,
don't let him smoke Frank's cigars.
1:22:21
-Have you got my spurs on?
-lt's Thursday.
1:22:23
Oh, no. Alex!
1:22:30
Alex couldn't make it.
Can l ask your opinion?
1:22:39
The question is...
1:22:40
...mouth open or mouth closed?
1:22:43
What?
1:22:55
That is lips slightly parted.
1:22:59
And this is mouth open.
1:23:12
l just need to know which one's best.
1:23:15
What was the first one again?
1:23:22
Strange how female attention can
make all the difference to a bloke.
1:23:27
No matter how geeky.
1:23:28
It wasn't any time before
Chas did the caterpillar thing.
1:23:32
Shrugged off his ugly cocoon and
blossomed into a beautiful butterfly.
1:23:36
Or is it a moth?
1:23:37
Anyway, with a bit of practice,
Chas got really good at kissing.
1:23:41
In fact, that boy could snog for
Europe. And he got a lot of practice.
1:23:46
We lasted five months.
Five great months.
1:23:49
After me, he practised with Rachel.
Then Sarah, then Louise.
1:23:52
He even practised with slutty Tina!