:36:01
Hang him!
:36:11
We need to teach y'aII a Iesson
about how to behave in poIite society.
:36:16
Never drum on a white Iady's boobies
at a big redneck dance. Got it.
:36:20
Sure am gIad we got that cIeared up.
:36:37
My God!
:36:39
Excuse me, am I intruding?
:36:42
I feeI I know you from somewhere.
:36:44
Nice try, buster.
:36:45
I Iook Iike something out
of James Fenimore Cooper...
:36:48
...but I mean you no harm.
:36:50
My name is Artemus Gordon...
:36:52
...and if I'm not mistaken,
you're in troubIe. AIIow me.
:36:57
I'm Rita.
:36:59
I was hired as an entertainer.
:37:01
Not that I'm compIaining,
but why are you here?
:37:04
I'm Iooking for some missing scientists,
not that I'm compIaining.
:37:13
I'm a speciaI U.S. marshaI
on assignment from the President.
:37:16
If you're so speciaI, how come
you're Iooking up here...
:37:19
...when LoveIess has them
in the dungeon?
:37:21
The dungeon has been cIeared out.
:37:23
I checked it after sampIing the gumbo,
which was a bit heavy on the okra.
:37:29
There you are.
:37:31
Thank you. Artemus, was it?
:37:33
It was.
:37:34
I don't forget a face that easiIy.
:37:39
Like to have everybody's attention.
:37:42
We've had a series of major
misunderstandings this evening...
:37:46
...and I'd Iike to take a minute
to cIear a few of them up.
:37:49
First of which...
:37:51
...the whoIe drumming
on the boobies thing.
:37:54
In my native Iand--
:37:55
-Georgia?
-Africa.
:37:58
--my ancestors used drums
to communicate between viIIages.