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One night last year, at dinner,
I threw up all over my glazed ham.
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Then I thought,
"Well, maybe nobody noticed."
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I don't think of it as a garnish.
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I'm a winner.
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Oh, God.
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You know what the worst one was?
For me?
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My best friend in the whole world.
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We grew up playing ball,
hunting and fishing.
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One Sunday morning, he walks in
on me and his wife in bed.
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You never live that one down.
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Tell me one of yours.
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Excuse me?
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What's the worst thing you did
when you were messed up?
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I don't know.
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Come on. Give me a couple.
I'll pick one.
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I don't really remember any.
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I just told you some stuff that's....
1:11:51
I'm a drunk.
Drunks forget everything. You know?
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Come on.
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Why? So I can recount the last 1 5
disgusting years to humiliate myself?
1:12:01
-No, thanks.
-Why not?
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Because I don't feel like
talking about it.
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You too good for me?
1:12:07
Are you dense?
Did your mom drop you on your head?
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I said no. I don't want to
talk about it. Just drop it.
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God, it's so hard.
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Yo u're a doctor.
That's th e way it's supposed to be.
1:12:35
We carry our own bags here.
This isn't the Sheraton.
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Your chores are posted.
We will take the stairs.
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What? I paid you a shitload of money.
I am not doing any chores.
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-Pills.
-Booze.
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Coke and sex.
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It's your daughter, Darian, Deirdre.
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Don't worry about Darian.
I tucked herinto bed hours ago.