:54:00
They were sweating us, man.
:54:02
There must be
some sort of mistake.
:54:04
Only mistake is I didn't believe
in your genius from jump street.
:54:07
Dela, you are the man, bro.
:54:12
Please, hold a second.
I have to take this call.
:54:17
Peerless?
:54:18
Hi, Mom.
Could you hold the line?
:54:21
I have to get rid
of this other...
:54:24
Mr. Dunwitty, it's my mom.
I really have to take this.
:54:27
Your mama?
I want to meet her someday.
:54:29
Tell the great news.
I'm out like Vanilla lce.
:54:36
Peerless, your daddy called.
:54:38
He wants you
to come and see him.
:54:43
They got all this controversy in
Hollywood about black films...
:54:46
and all this stuff
about black folks--
:54:47
Are there enough of them on TV?
:54:49
But we know we on the news.
We all over the news.
:54:52
My favorite black show
is "Cops."
:54:53
You know we on that, too.
:54:56
I can't watch all that stuff--
that WB--We Be Black.
:55:00
Little nigger frog
look like Quincy Jones.
:55:03
I can't watch all that.
:55:04
UPN--You Pick a Nigger--
any nigger you want.
:55:09
But I have to confess,
I love "Jerry Springer."
:55:14
It's the all-American show.
:55:16
Where else can you see
three white women...
:55:18
fight over a nigger
with one tooth?
:55:25
And no job.
:55:27
And speaks fluent Ebonics.
:55:30
"Reggie,
how come you got three women?"
:55:31
"They like dick, Jerry."
:55:34
"Your mama like dick?"
:55:37
I wrote a movie
and sold it to the studio.
:55:39
I'm real excited about it.
:55:41
"Last White Man on Earth."
:55:44
Don't look for a sequel.
We catch him.
:55:50
Starring Diana Ross
and Whoopi Goldberg.
:55:54
We beat them
for about five minutes.
:55:55
"Where is he?
We saw you with him."