:13:00
that'll change
your life forever ?
:13:04
Okay, I'm glad Scientology
works for you, but--
:13:06
Just listen.
:13:08
What if I told you that
I had the cataclysmic power...
:13:11
to give you anything and everything
you've always dreamed of ?
:13:16
- Who are you ?
- Promise not to tell anyone ?
:13:20
Okay.
:13:22
Cross your heart
and hope to die ?
:13:25
Yeah.
:13:30
I'm the Devil.
:13:36
Okay.
:13:38
I think somebody's had
"tee many martoonis."
:13:41
I am the Devil, Satan, Lucifer,
Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness.
:13:46
Well, the Princess
of Darkness, anyway.
:13:48
Here's my card.
:13:50
Oh.
:13:53
"The Devil." Yep.
That explains it.
:13:57
Now I believe you.
:14:00
Night-night.
:14:04
- [ Screams ]
- You're a very skeptical
person, you know that ?
:14:08
How did you--
How did you just-- And you--
:14:11
- What's--
- Look.
:14:13
If you could just buy into
this whole "I'm the Devil" thing,
:14:16
it'll save us both
a lot of these questions.
:14:18
Maybe I should call you a cab.
:14:21
Although it's gonna be hard to find one
that'll go to Hell this time of night.
:14:24
Ooh, what a delightfully
piquant wit.
:14:27
I can see we're gonna
get along famously.
:14:30
Cheers, darling.
:14:34
What are--
You can't-- Look at--
:14:36
Geez !
:14:40
You can't do that.
That's very dangerous.
:14:43
Listen here. Why is this
so hard for you to believe ?
:14:46
Do you think your mommy and daddy
just made me up so you'd be a good boy ?
:14:50
Okay, okay, you're the Devil.
What do you want with me ?
:14:52
I want you to be happy, Elliot.
You have such potential.
:14:56
All you need is a little push
in the right direction.
:14:58
- I am happy.
- Oh, please.