:20:01
- Come on.
- You still don't believe me.
:20:04
- Do you ?
- Of course not.
:20:06
First of all,
you look nothing like the Devil.
:20:10
Oh, really ? I suppose
I could have gone this way.
:20:16
- [ Screams ]
- But it's so "trick or treat."
:20:19
It's true.
You really are the Devil.
:20:23
Oh. Come on, baby.
Come and sit down.
:20:26
I know this has all been
horribly overwhelming for you.
:20:30
- Can I ask you a question ?
- Sure you can.
:20:33
You can ask me anything
you like, as long as you
don't ask me if there's a God.
:20:36
I get that one all the time.
It drives me absolutely bonkers.
:20:41
Yes, there's a God.
:20:43
Really ?
Well, what's He like ?
:20:46
You know, you'd think that meeting
the Devil would be interesting enough,
:20:49
but no, all people
want to know about is Him.
:20:52
Like He's so bloody fascinating.
:20:54
- So, He's a man ?
- Yeah. Most men think they're God.
:20:57
This one just happens
to be right.
:20:59
Now listen, darling.
:21:01
I don't wanna pressure you,
but why don't we take a teensy
little look at the contract ?
:21:07
[ Groaning ]
:21:13
This is pretty-- Um--
:21:17
" I, Elliot Richards,
hereafter known as the Damned--"
:21:21
-"The Damned" ?
-How about "the Darned" ? Sound better ?
:21:24
Don't get hung up on the language,
darling. There's nothing sinister here.
:21:28
It's all standard boilerplate.
:21:31
Paragraph one states that I, the Devil,
a not-for-profit cooperation...
:21:36
with offices in Purgatory,
Hell and Los Angeles,
will give you seven wishes...
:21:39
to use as you see fit.
:21:42
Seven ?
Why not eight ?
:21:44
Why not six ? I don't know.
Seven just sounds right.
:21:48
Paragraph two outlines
the manner in which you'll pay
for the aforementioned wishes.
:21:51
[ Mumbling ]
What ? Are you kidding ?
I have to give you my soul ?
:21:55
- After you've had
your wishes, of course.
- But it's my soul !
:21:59
- I can't give you my soul !
- What are you, James Brown ?