:56:02
You bet I'm upset. You gave me,
like, this little teeny-weeny winkie.
:56:07
Well, that's easily fixed,
you know. Now then, let's see.
:56:10
Here's some M&Ms
for room 320.
:56:13
- Red Hots for 316.
- You're giving them candy ?
:56:17
Placebos. They work just as well as
the real thing. It's a scientific fact.
:56:21
You can't give sick people
Tic Tacs !
:56:25
Sick people have notoriously bad breath.
I'm performing a public service here.
:56:29
Now then,
about your next wish.
:56:33
All right, okay. Um--
:56:35
Well, I wanna be smart.
:56:38
No, I wanna be really smart.
And I wanna be able to talk good-- well.
:56:43
- What is the word--
- "Articulate" ?
:56:46
Articulate. Yeah.
I wanna be articulate.
:56:49
And I wanna be witty
and sophisticated, charming.
:56:53
I wanna know everything
about everything...
:56:55
and I wanna be popular
and I wanna be good-looking.
:56:58
No, no, make that
great-looking.
:57:00
And I want Alison to fall absolutely
head over heels in love with me.
:57:04
- Anything else ?
- Like what ?
:57:07
Like winkie-wise ?
:57:09
Oh, right. Um--
:57:13
Yeah, well, um,
:57:16
I wanna be--
I wanna be big.
:57:18
Not like practical joke big,
but, you know, sort of--
:57:25
Yeah, like that.
Is that clear ?
:57:27
Crystal. You just say "I wish"
and I'll fill in the rest.
:57:30
Okay.
:57:32
I wish that I was witty
and articulate--
:57:35
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You've got it, smarty-pants.
:57:38
Take two of these
and call me in the morning.
:57:59
[ Woman]
Oh, Elliot !