1:03:00
- Maybe I should be running along.
- Wait. This is a mistake. I'm not gay.
1:03:04
Oh, really ?
And I'm Tony Danza !
1:03:08
- Honestly, I swear it. I'm not.
- Then tell me,
1:03:11
who was in the Broadway cast
of The Pajama Game ?
1:03:14
Janis Paige, John Raitt,
Eddy Foy, Jr.
1:03:17
I assume you mean the original cast
because there was a revival
in 1973 that starred...
1:03:21
Hal Linden and Barbara McNair--
I am gay !
1:03:24
- I rest my case.
- [Elliot] Wait.
1:03:26
I can prove to you
that I am not gay. Kiss me.
1:03:29
Oh ! This is just sad!
1:03:33
Will you shut up, bitch !
Please, Alison, let me kiss you.
1:03:37
Remember the champagne
and the corpuscles ?
1:03:40
All right, Elliot, kiss me.
1:03:46
[ Groans ]
1:03:54
I'm gay. Well, thanks
for dropping by.
1:03:57
- Good night.
- All right.
1:03:59
Bu-bye.
1:04:02
You've been drinking again,
haven't you ?
1:04:04
This is like the night you had
all those Brandy Alexanders and
ran up and down Fire Island...
1:04:10
with your cute little Speedos
singing "Evergreen."
1:04:15
And so the cow was returned
to its rightful owner.
1:04:19
- Okay, boys, tonight's homework.
- [Class Groans ]
1:04:22
Algebra. "X" to the nth plus "Y"
to the nth equals "Z" to the nth.
1:04:26
You're never gonna
use that, are you ?
1:04:31
"Imperialism and the First World War."
1:04:34
Well, what's done is done, I say.
No point in thinking about it now.
1:04:37
"German, French, Spanish."
1:04:40
Ja, ja. Oui, oui.
Si, si. It's nonsense.
1:04:44
Everyone speaks English anyway.
And if they don't, they ought to.
1:04:48
So, no homework tonight.
1:04:52
But I want you to watch
a lot of television, don't
neglect your video games...
1:04:56
and I'll see you in the morning,
shall we say, 10:00, 10:30 ?