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1:11:01
Uh, not really.
1:11:03
Uh--
1:11:05
I need to talk to God.
1:11:08
That's the power of prayer. Just say
what's in your heart and He hears.

1:11:13
No, you don't understand.
I really need to talk to Him now.

1:11:18
- It's urgent.
- Is it something you could tell me ?

1:11:22
Um, no, it's personal.
1:11:25
There's nothing you could say
that I wouldn't understand.

1:11:28
Um--
1:11:31
Why don't you just try me ?
1:11:33
Okay, a few days ago I sold my soul
to the Devil for seven wishes.

1:11:37
I've already had five of them,
but the Devil says I've had six,

1:11:39
but I'm not counting
the Big Mac and Coke and she is
and I don't think that's fair.

1:11:43
Do you ?
1:11:48
- This is so unnecessary.
- You're coming downtown with us.

1:11:51
- I'm telling you, the Devil
gypped me for a ham burger !
- Tell your story to the sergeant.

1:11:55
So, do you have
a copy of this contract ?

1:11:57
No. I told you,
she keeps it in her office.

1:12:00
- At this nightclub in Oakland ?
- Yes, at a nightclub,

1:12:03
and no I can't tell you
where it is.

1:12:05
Because you promised
the Devil you wouldn't ?

1:12:07
No, because she drove,
that's why !

1:12:09
Right, in a Lamborghini Diablo.
1:12:12
- Look, Officer--
- Sergeant.

1:12:15
Sergeant, I know my rights. I don't
have to talk to you without a lawyer.

1:12:19
So, you either book me
or you let me go.

1:12:22
Gee, are those my choices ?
Oh, what do I do, what do I do ?

1:12:26
I choose "book you."
Throw him in the lockup.

1:12:29
- Arraignment in the morning.
Drunk and disorderly.
- What ? Hey !

1:12:33
- Recommending psychiatric evaluation.
- It's her ! She's the Devil !

1:12:36
One more word out of you and I'll pop
you one, you goddamn wacko bastard.

1:12:39
Now, move it.
1:12:48
Spread 'em.
1:12:51
There's no point
fighting about this.

1:12:53
You have to learn
to accept the inevitable.

1:12:57
We're all doomed anyway, so you might
as well just get with the program,


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