:00:05
Even the sun was rationed,
:00:07
but once a month
the gay inmates
:00:10
turned El Morro
into a nightclub.
:00:13
Leonardo da Vinci
was homosexual,
:00:15
so was Michelangelo,
Socrates, Shakespeare,
:00:20
and almost every other
figure that has formed
:00:22
what we have come
to understand as beauty.
:00:24
Bon Bon, the hearthrob
of El Morro,
:00:28
was no different.
:00:30
She was so glamorous,
that when she walked by,
:00:33
she made everybody feel
like they were in the movies.
:00:38
Bon Bon was also famous
for another quality.
:00:41
He was one
of those transporters,
:00:43
who by the grace
of countless activity,
:00:45
could carry unfathomable
quantities in the deepness
:00:48
of his rectum, even if given
a thorough ass check.
:01:09
Excuse me,
:01:12
I heard that you can get
things in and out of here.
:01:17
Could you carry
a package for me?
:01:19
Of course,
he denied it.
:01:23
I don't know what
you're talking about.
:01:31
But every ass
has his price.
:01:36
It took me a thousand
cigarettes and Bon Bon
:01:38
five trips to smuggle my novel
to the other side of El Morro.