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:21:02
Let's go honky-tonk now
:21:06
I used to be able to name every nut...
:21:09
...that there was.
:21:11
That used to drive my mother crazy.
She used to say:

:21:14
"Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop
naming nuts...."

:21:18
The joke was that we lived
in Pinenut...

:21:21
...and I think that's what put it
in my head at that point.

:21:25
I'd go to sleep, she'd hear me,
she would just start yelling.

:21:29
I'd say, "Peanut.
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Hazelnut.
:21:34
Cashew nut.
:21:37
Macadamia nut." That was the one that
would send her...

:21:40
...into...
:21:42
...going crazy. She said,
"You stop naming nuts!"

:21:46
And Hubert used to be able to make
the sound.

:21:49
He wasn't talking,
but he used to go....

:21:53
And it sounded like Macadamia nut.
:21:56
Pine nut...
:21:58
...which is a nut, but it's also
the name of the town.

:22:02
Pistachio nut.
:22:04
Red pistachio nut.
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Natural, all-natural,
white pistachio nut.

:22:11
Is that everything?
With all the bags?

:22:13
-It doesn't look like everything.
-What?

:22:15
-It doesn't look like everything.
-I counted.

:22:18
It doesn't look like it.
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Next time, call a car service.
:22:21
You should be on time, then
we won't have to take a taxi.

:22:24
I can't hear you!
:22:25
If you were ready on time,
we wouldn't have to take a taxi.

:22:28
If we had a car service,
they'd pick us up on time.

:22:31
Meg, do you have the tickets?
:22:34
Do you have the tickets?
:22:36
-You have the tickets.
-No, I do not.

:22:38
-What kind of dog is that?
-A Weimaraner.

:22:41
You have the tickets.
:22:42
How are you, little fella?
:22:44
What did you do?
:22:46
-Did you provoke her?
-What did you do? Did you pinch her?

:22:49
He almost took off my hand!
:22:50
You just get walking, buddy,
right now!

:22:53
I'll file a personal assault charge
against you.

:22:56
Put a muzzle on that, and yourself!
:22:58
-You don't know who you're talking to!
-Crazy people, crazy dog!


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