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:25:00
The key to welcoming animals
into a hotel is...

:25:04
...maintaining a level of hygiene.
:25:06
And that's what this room
is all about.

:25:09
We're pretty well-supplied here
for any kind of contingency.

:25:13
Your small dogs, your big dogs.
:25:15
This is a good, safe product,
doesn't have bad odor...

:25:18
...chemical smell for small stains,
usually small dogs...

:25:21
...Pomeranian, your little
teacup Poodle, what have you.

:25:24
This is a good product.
:25:26
Sometimes, your bigger dog, your Great
Dane, your Bull Mastiff, Rottweiler...

:25:31
...you need to up the ante a little bit.
This is another good cleaning product.

:25:35
For the big critters,
the big stains...

:25:37
...sometimes you need the nuclear
weaponry, the sodium hydrochloride.

:25:42
I don't know if I can say,
I won't mention names...

:25:46
...we had a rock group here...
:25:47
...so we put down the rubber sheets
in the beds...

:25:50
...but apparently they didn't see
the toilet in the room.

:25:53
So we had a lot of cleaning to do
after they checked out.

:25:57
Roasting a goat in the room,
I still don't understand.

:26:01
Getting the smell of...
:26:03
...cumin and charcoal out
of the drapes was a chore.

:26:06
That was a big deal.
:26:08
We get an imprint
of the credit card now.

:26:10
We learned from that one.
:26:12
-This is great. Thank you.
-You're welcome.

:26:15
-Super.
-It's like...

:26:17
...l know it tastes better,
but it looks like that...

:26:19
...cafeteria hot-plate food.
You know?

:26:21
Which I never tasted.
I didn't want to look like a loser.

:26:24
But it tastes good.
:26:25
I had that food every single day.
And it was 50 cents back then.

:26:29
It was pretty cheap.
:26:31
What's that you've got there?
:26:32
-A parachuter.
-A parachuter!

:26:35
It's not a doll.
It's an action figure.

:26:37
It is an action figure.
:26:39
Yes, you got that right. So, so...
:26:41
...what does that, what is--?
:26:43
What do you do with the parachuter?
:26:46
It goes up and down like this.
:26:48
Honey, don't let it fall in your food.
:26:50
Mommy's not mad, but don't.
:26:52
-Is it okay if I let Winky walk around?
-Yeah.

:26:55
I've got my puffer. It's okay.
:26:59
I had a terrible day today.

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