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:47:01
Teeth, eyes, ears, gums--
:47:03
Ouch! Do I see right?
Where's she putting her hand?

:47:06
Well, she's just checking out the
dog's testicular area to make sure...

:47:09
-Whoa.
-...that everything is intact.

:47:13
Hate to go out with Judge Edie
and have her judge me.

:47:17
That would be no fun.
:47:18
Would you take your dog down
and back for me, please?

:47:24
Now she's having the dogs--
:47:26
Why do they have them run away
and then back up?

:47:29
What are they looking for?
:47:31
For the dog's gait and movement,
to see the small angles.

:47:35
So, Edie will be checking out
this thing in particular.

:47:38
Good way to judge a woman.
:47:40
Have her run away and then run back.
:47:42
You know, those "birds"
on Carnaby Street.

:47:45
I'm used to seeing them run away
more often than run towards me.

:47:49
Now what is that?
That's a Bloodhound, isn't it?

:47:52
Oh, this is a tremendous dog.
:47:54
I would say in two to three years,
this could be a champion dog.

:47:58
I think it may be
a tad immature for this year.

:48:01
Trying to get some playing time.
:48:03
Take your dog down and back
for me, please?

:48:08
You know what would be funny? It's
just an idea off the top of my head.

:48:12
Why didn't he put
a Sherlock Holmes hat on it...

:48:16
...and put a pipe in his mouth?
:48:17
Are they allowed to dress up
a dog in a funny way?

:48:20
No, that's not the purpose
of these shows.

:48:23
But it would really get
the crowd going, you know?

:48:26
-The hat with a pipe?
-Absolutely.

:48:28
You could make it look like
the pipe's smoking.

:48:31
I think that would be
a little dangerous.

:48:33
I'd get a kick out of it.
:48:36
Now, that looks like a fast dog.
Is that faster than a Greyhound?

:48:41
-Well--
-In a race, who would come in first?

:48:43
If you had a little jockey
on him, going--

:48:46
Let me ask, if you
put them on a football team...

:48:49
...which would be the wide receiver,
which one the tight end?

:48:52
Who can go the farthest, the fastest?
:48:54
I don't know any dogs
that play football.

:48:57
I'm having some fun with you.

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