1:11:03
I couldn't get used
to being probed and prodded.
1:11:05
I told my proctologist once:
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"Why don't you take me out
to dinner and a movie sometime?"
1:11:10
Yes. I remember you said that
last year.
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Once around, please.
1:11:25
Bring out the standard Poodle, please!
1:11:38
This may seem like a silly question.
1:11:41
If you get a French dog,
a Chinese dog, a German dog...
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...do they all bark the same?
They all sound the same....
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Or is it a different language?
1:11:48
Different dogs have different
intonations and tones.
1:11:51
The country, the boundaries,
doesn't make any difference?
1:12:00
Bring out the Shetland Sheepdog,
please.
1:12:05
I notice in these competitions
they don't do the basic...
1:12:08
..."sit up," "roll over,"
"fetch," "heel."
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They start at a higher level than that,
don't they?
1:12:14
Those are the basic commands--
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And is that taken into consideration
at the start, or, I mean...
1:12:19
...are you just judging by how well
a dog is groomed?
1:12:24
Once around.
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These dogs are pampered and petted...
1:12:30
...and all in top physical condition.
1:12:32
No question. This is the prime.
1:12:35
You won't see finer specimens
than these seven dogs.
1:12:38
It's a shame, really,
that there has to be one picked.
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Because as we've said
time and time again...
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...these aren't just winners.
These are winners within winners.
1:12:50
And Mr. Bainbridge is taking a very,
very close look at these dogs.
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I don't envy him this task.
He's a master of...
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...1 50 breeds.