Better Than Sex
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:09:02
Everyone back in the car,
let's go!

:09:06
Hurry, Okada, pick up the bumper!
:09:38
Now that we've found it...
:09:40
We can take Mary out
to the movies

:09:43
Pay for our traffic tickets
:09:45
And go to Karaoke!
:09:47
And get tattoos too!
:09:49
That can wait,
let's practice first

:09:51
Ok!
:09:52
Let's say there is a purse
in your hand...

:09:55
and a million bucks inside...
:09:56
You come up from behind...
:10:00
Should I first grab her hand?
:10:04
No, I might end up
hacking your arm

:10:05
Shouldn't you warn me
before chopping it off?

:10:10
Man, how are we going to do this?
:10:13
How hard should we chop?
:10:15
Do we slice it lightly,
:10:17
or chop the whole arm off?
:10:19
Hmm, let's talk about this
for a minute

:10:22
First of all,
:10:22
do we aim at the arm or wrist?
:10:25
Anyway,
:10:26
how much did you sell
the sword for?

:10:29
Only $1,500!
:10:30
And those pricks took it on loan!
:10:32
Good for nothing!
:10:34
Selling it may have been
a good thing

:10:36
The sword's called "lnu-maru"
:10:38
The 400 year old blade
is razor sharp,

:10:40
and can cut through steel
:10:43
But..
:10:43
I've heard it's cursed...
:10:45
and whoever holds it...
:10:46
is doomed.
:10:48
Is that true?
:10:51
We should chop at the wrist!
:10:52
Yeah! Chop at the wrist!
:10:54
Just like this!
:10:55
Three centimeters above the palm!

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