:09:01
my friends, you will walk the same
path the witch herself once walked,
:09:05
sleep on the same soil where
her victims' blood was spilled.
:09:10
Possibly losing your own souls
in the process.
:09:14
I want to thank you all
for coming on the inaugural tour
:09:18
of the Blair Witch-Hunt.
:09:20
Inaugural?
You've never done this?
:09:23
Never.
Thas not what your web-site said.
:09:26
"Over 10,000 satisfied customers."
:09:29
No, thas my web-store.
:09:31
Stick men, t-shirts,
official Blair dirt.
:09:34
Tours?
:09:35
We're all virgins on this bus!
:09:54
Here? You drove by a huge Safeway
two miles back.
:09:58
That was in Burkittsville. I don't
shop there. I don't even piss there.
:10:05
(Kim) Hell of a town you got here.
:10:07
What century are they living in?
:10:10
The gene pool's
a little shallow here.
:10:13
Dive in,
you'll crack your skull open.
:10:18
(Jeff) Ok.
:10:20
Where are we going first?
The ruins of Rustin Parr's house.
:10:25
(Erica) That guy who heard
the voices to kill, right?
:10:28
(Jeff) Yeah, seven little kids.
(Kim) I hear voices all the time.
:10:34
(Cracking)
:10:37
Do we need all this shit
for a walk in the woods?
:10:40
The Blair Witch-Hunt
provides all amenities
:10:43
while you risk certain death
and dismemberment.
:10:46
Give it up.
Whas with all this camera stuff?
:10:50
To record all occult phenomena
:10:52
that may manifest itself
in the course of the tour.
:10:55
Damn, you're really running
Bullshit Central, aren't you?