:43:01
Boys are totally clueless when
it comes to sex.
:43:03
It starts with them trying to unhook
our bras and it never changes.
:43:08
Wait until they try to put
their dicks in you.
:43:11
- Do they need help with that?
- Always.
:43:16
What about birth control?
:43:18
Girls, there's no time
for the pill...
:43:20
and certainly no chance
for withdraw...
:43:23
so, I recommend condoms.
:43:25
What about clitoral
or vaginal orgasm?
:43:29
Unless we're talking about
masturbation, forget it.
:43:36
Aren't you being just
a little hard on the boys?
:43:40
Dennis asked me today
if chicks had 2 holes or 3.
:43:44
- I did not!
- How could you not know that?
:43:48
I forgot I was hanging
with the experts clan.
:43:54
I get it that the four kids
are dead, but...
:43:57
I'm sorry, this is
still a pretty choice.
:44:03
No shit!
:44:06
Next thing we have to do,
is find a psycho...
:44:09
who is after chicks
who don't give head.
:44:13
Then I won't have to worry
about one hole.
:44:18
This is Stan Michaels, coming to
you live from G. W. High School...
:44:23
the epicenter of what can only
be described as...
:44:26
the senseless slaughter of innocence
here in Cherry Falls, Virginia.
:44:29
In the last 3 days, four teenagers
have been killed, and one attacked.
:44:34
Certain local officials believe
the killer, still at large...
:44:37
may be targeting teenage
high school virgins.
:44:41
And now the students here on campus
have organized a sex party...
:44:45
to actually eliminate themselves
as possible targets.
:44:48
Attention, this is your
principal speaking.
:44:51
It has come to my notice
that certain individuals...
:44:53
have taken it upon themselves
to organize a wild party tonight.
:44:57
I want you to know...
:44:59
that any G.W. student
attending this gap...