:59:01
See? You're making progress.
A few more nights at my place, and you'll be cured.
:59:06
I hate to burst your bubble,
but I'll never be cured. It's genetic.
:59:10
Stage fright DNA.
Yes, I saw that on E.R. last week.
:59:14
Okay. Laugh all you want,
but my mom couldn't do it, and neither can I.
:59:17
So was your mother afraid
to try?
:59:20
Look, I just wanna be a songwriter.
Why won't you give up on this?
:59:24
Because I've been giving up
on people my entire life, and it's a nasty little habit.
:59:27
So, you're gonna sing
at the club, or I'll--
:59:30
Or you'll what?
:59:32
I'll never kiss you again.
:59:35
That sounds like a threat,
Mr. O'Donnell.
:59:37
Well, let's just say...
:59:39
it's gonna be quite a long,
cold winter.
:59:42
That's supposed to convince me?
:59:44
It's working, isn't it?
Your knees are getting weak.
:59:48
- I'll think about it.
- Try again.
:59:51
Uh, I'll see
if I can get off work.
:59:53
You're gettin' warmer.
:59:55
All right. You win. I'll do it.
:59:58
Oh, I love winning.
1:00:01
-Pour some sugar on me
1:00:06
-Pour your sugar on me
- Hey, we have a special treat...
1:00:09
for you tonight,
boys and girls.
1:00:11
- Look who dropped by for a visit.
-Pour some sugar on me
1:00:14
- - No!
1:00:16
I'm a paying customer tonight.
I have class in the morning. What are you doing?
1:00:20
- Come on, Zoe!
- No!
1:00:23
Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!
1:00:31
Time to get wet, girls. Whoa!
1:00:35
-Well, I'm packing up my game
and I'm gonna head out West -
1:00:38
Where real women come equipped
with scripts and fake breasts
1:00:41
Find a nest in the hills
Chill like Flynt
1:00:44
Buy an old drop top
Find a spot to pimp
1:00:47
-Well, I'm a real kid and I'm a real McCoy
- Who wants some of this?
1:00:50
And I'm headed out West
sucker, because I wannabe a cowboy, baby
1:00:55
With the top let back
and the sunshine shining
1:00:58
Cowboy, baby