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-Have you ever been to Oceana?
-No.
:16:07
It's the most amazing restaurant.
It's truly religious.
:16:16
-Vices?
-Sleeping, beer, wine, cheese.
:16:21
Cigarettes, fashion magazines...
:16:23
TV, chocolate...
:16:26
...underachievers.
-You're single though, right?
:16:29
-It's supposed to be about you, not me.
-It's been about you a little bit.
:16:35
Who was your first kiss?
:16:38
-I don't know her name.
-What?
:16:42
I was twelve.
:16:43
I'd just finished at the dentist,
who had Novocained my whole mouth.
:16:47
My mom was supposed to pick me up.
And this lady comes out of this shop.
:16:53
And she dropped something
out of her pocket. A ring.
:17:00
I picked it up.
I tried to call out to her...
:17:04
but my mouth wasn't opening
too much and it was all slurred.
:17:09
She smiled.
So finally...
:17:13
I gave it to her.
:17:17
And then she kissed me.
A real kiss.
:17:21
And even though I couldn't feel
anything, I got excited.
:17:26
-Such a weird story.
-It was weird.
:17:29
But then I felt powerful,
like I could kiss anybody.
:17:33
How about you?
:17:35
-I was eleven. My gym partner.
-You kiss like a fish.
:17:41
He was a jerk.
:17:44
-Some people like that kind of thing.
-Not when you're eleven and a half.
:17:48
What kind of girls did you
date in high school?
:17:51
First there was Megan Brokski,
a tenth-grade cheerleader.
:17:54
Go, Al!
My cute little beau!
:17:58
Take me out
for a good time, yo!