:30:03
Look, I was really nervous
that first night...
:30:06
but I think I more than made up
for it the second time.
:30:09
He really did make up for it.
:30:11
And the cake was
a perfect encore.
:30:14
She used to do
the cutest things...
:30:17
Like scratching my stomach
when she wanted it in the morning.
:30:23
Understandably, we'd have to keep
our faces from each other.
:30:27
Morning breath is a killer.
:30:33
Of course, when he wanted it
in the morning he wasn't so subtle.
:30:43
-But those were the best days.
-The honeymoon days...
:30:46
-Where nothing mattered.
-Nothing but us.
:30:48
But it wouldn't be long before
the year was over ...
:30:51
-I was going to France that summer.
-I told her it's only France, 3 months.
:30:55
-It wouldn't be so bad.
-I didn't want to leave.
:30:58
I didn't want the year to end.
It was the best year of my life.
:31:02
I'm in love.
:31:07
-Tingles and everything?
-Yeah, tingles and everything.
:31:12
Love is a hoax. Our emotions are
all provoked by chemical reactions.
:31:17
It creates this euphoria
that makes you stupid.
:31:21
It's all biochemistry. Trust me.
It was my major.
:31:26
I'm afraid it's true, Al.
All romantics are simply addicts.
:31:30
You guys just need to experience
something of substance.
:31:33
-Then you'll know my language.
-Prove this love.
:31:36
You speak of its power.
Why not show us?
:31:42
One of these is love,
the other, illusion.
:31:47
Drink each and choose,
but choose wisely...
:31:50
for there is no second chance.
:31:53
You cannot have a test
without a wager.
:31:57
Point taken.
:31:59
If you fail, you have to be an extra
in the picture tomorrow night.