:04:00
You ever read your own book?
:04:02
ln public? Hell, no.
:04:04
Barely read it in private.
:04:07
You know those things you do,
that coffee-shop reading shit?
:04:12
You know why they do it?
:04:14
Sell books, l guess.
:04:16
Because they want to get laid.
:04:18
Really? Women will sleep with you
if you write a book?
:04:21
Women will sleep with you
if you write a bad book.
:04:25
-Did it ever happen to you?
-Sure.
:04:31
Did you ever get married?
:04:35
Not exactly a soup question, is it?
:04:38
No. No, l never did.
:04:43
l learned a few things
along the way...
:04:45
...which might be of help with this
young lady you always talk about.
:04:50
Like what?
:04:54
The key to a woman's heart...
:04:57
...is an unexpected gift
at an unexpected time.
:05:01
You're giving me advice on women?
:05:04
Unexpected gift, unexpected time.
:05:08
This is so unexpected!
:05:08
This is so unexpected!
:05:12
Oh, Jamal.
:05:14
lt's not a first printing
or anything, but....
:05:17
Oh, my God.
:05:19
-What happened?
-This is a signed copy.
:05:23
l can't accept it.
lt must've cost a fortune.
:05:25
lt didn't cost that much. Really.
:05:28
Maybe the bookstore missed it.
:05:31
Bookstores don't
usually miss this stuff.
:05:35
How did you end up going to Mailor?
:05:39
Mailor was originally
an all-boys school.
:05:42
So my father did what anyone
in his position would do.
:05:47
He got on the board
and changed the rules.
:05:49
And every kid there knows it.
:05:51
They would've done it anyway.
:05:53
That doesn't change anything.
:05:55
l'm still ''Dr. Spence's daughter.''