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Get out!
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Are you demented?
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Mom?
Just looking for my mother.
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Mom?
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Occupied!
:29:10
Do I know you?
:29:12
Florian!
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You're not my mother!
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And you're not my son.
:29:22
The first thing to learn is
opening the bra... brasiers.
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Next you need to learn the various bra sizes.
It's considered a basic requirement.
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They start in A, which is
the smallest... and they
go up to a D
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How big is Leone?
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I think she'd be a solid C.
:29:38
Unless, of course
she wears a wonderbra.
:29:41
Then you can't tell.
:29:43
Yeah, but how do you know
what you'll be getting.
:29:46
They don't want you to know.
That's why they wear them
in the first place.
:29:50
How sneaky.
:29:51
Can I help you with something?
:29:53
Yes. My friend needs
a bra for... his mother.
:30:01
Very well. What size is your mother?
:30:04
He's forgotten. But if you show him
some he'll remember.
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Don't forget to watch how they open.
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Because some unfasten in the front
others unfasten at the back.
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Some un-snap
some have catches.
:30:18
Well, how do you know
which is which?
:30:20
You don't. That's the problem.
:30:23
Opening a bra is like playing poker.
:30:25
You need some skill to pull it off
and a whole bunch of luck.
:30:29
Ok, there's this brasier
and another style
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and there are these two choices.
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You see
this one opens at the front.
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Does your mother wear
that type of bra?
:30:45
Sure.
:30:46
Now try to open it with one hand.
:30:48
Are you serious?
:30:49
Yeah. And hooks can really be a bitch.
Snaps are a lot easier.
:30:53
You've got to keep
the other hand free.
:30:55
Ok, that's it. Out! Now!