:41:04
but foreplay.
:41:06
Foreplay? I can't believe it.
You blew the gig. He was about
to let you in, Fly.
:41:11
You wait right here, Ok?
And let me arrange it. Uh?
:41:17
All this because of you.
:41:18
Hey, I'm worth it, buddy.
:41:21
Listen, I really appreciate you setting
this up. It's very nice of you.
:41:26
Have a good one.
:41:28
Well, what did he say?
:41:30
The guy was nice.
:41:31
He even took our cash
so we're paid in advance.
:41:35
They were all booked up for today.
But tomorrow, at 12:00 noon
you have a date with Anita.
:41:46
Women are just like cars
you know what I mean?
:41:49
No. How do you figure?
:41:51
I read somewhere that a healthy
relationship shouldn't last more
than about 4 years or so.
:41:55
Yeah, but my parents have been
together for...
:41:56
Yeah yeah yeah, I know.
But your folks aren't normal.
:41:59
Biologically it takes a couple
about 4 years to have a child
and when it walks
:42:04
the man goes on the hunt
for the next woman.
It's scientifically proven.
:42:08
Really? But what...
:42:08
Hey, no 'buts'.
That's why mankind has
existed for so long.
:42:12
That's why you hear
a little voice, telling you what to do
"Boy, look at that babe... and that!"
:42:16
Alright, even if it's true
what's it got to do with cars?
:42:19
I'm coming to it.
:42:21
Y'see, most people keep their car
for four years and then
hey trade it in.
:42:25
The ignition breaks, the tires wear out
and on and on and on...
:42:28
With women the same thing happens.
They start to fall apart.
:42:31
Then it's time for all kinds of
plastic surgery...
:42:33
silicone implants, liposuction,
everything under the hood.
:42:37
Before you know it they're
nickle and diming you to death.
:42:39
A woman wears down just
like car's transmission.
:42:43
That's why so many men
marry secretaries.
:42:46
All these secretaries are
20 years old, fresh and new, like
the parts in an auto-assembly line.
:42:49
They wait for the bosses wife
to crumble and rust.
:42:52
Not all marriages end up like that.
:42:54
Tell me, whose folks are
still together?
:42:56
Mine are.
:42:57
I told you're parents are not
exactly normal. They're like
a disaster waiting to happen.