:14:01
into a joint Catholic-Jewish
senior centre-slash-karaoke lounge.
:14:06
You know, sort of a Fiddler on the Roof
meets Lord of the Dance...
:14:09
meets Buena Vista Social Club.
:14:12
Not an easy idea to sell
to some of the higher-ups...
:14:14
but that's what we lived for--
to push the envelope.
:14:16
You know, we were gonna bring our
religions into the 21 st century
any way we could.
:14:20
We were gonna shove 'em a little,
if we had to.
:14:24
Jake said we were gonna be like those
young cops who come on the force
and shake things up.
:14:28
You know-- the God Squad.
:14:39
Well, it's just like the ocean
under the moon
:14:43
Well, it's the same as the emotion
that I have for you
:14:47
You got the kind of lovin'
that can be so true, yeah
:14:51
So give me your heart
Make it real
:14:54
Or else forget about it
:14:58
Or else forget about it
:15:02
Or else forget about it
:15:04
Come on, bring it. Nice.
:15:09
Oh. So Ben Lewis comes into my office
this morning, tells me he's retiring.
:15:13
- Rabbi Lewis?
- Yeah.
:15:17
- Wow, that's the end of an era.
- I know.
:15:20
But that's exciting. How long before
they give it over to you officially?
:15:23
Well, I'm telling you,
there are a few backwards thinkers
on that board who just--
:15:27
They don't get what I do.
You know?
:15:29
Plus, there's the whole thing
about me being single.
:15:34
- Single?
- Don't think that's not an issue.
:15:37
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
are you seriously telling me that
if you don't find a nice Jewish girl...
:15:42
and settle down in the next six months,
they're not gonna give you this job?
:15:45
I'm seriously telling you
that-- that there's not been
a bachelor head rabbi of B'Nai Ezra...
:15:49
since the beginning of the synagogue.
:15:52
- Wow. I mean--
- I know. It's--
:15:54
You'd better start
getting out there more.
:15:57
- Tell me about it. It's embarrassing.
- Okay, okay, but forget about that.
You do want to meet somebody, right?