Keeping the Faith
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:20:01
- All right. Job is good. Really good.
- Men.

:20:04
News: My parents
are happy and retired.

:20:07
- And, uh--
- Men?
- I take yoga.

:20:08
- Men.
- That's my life.

:20:09
- No.
- Men.
- Come on.

:20:11
- Don't cheat us. G-Give it up.
- I don't-- Relationships? Yada-ya--

:20:13
I don't have time for relationships.
I work, like, 100 hours a week.

:20:17
- You guys have no idea.
- Hey. Hey.

:20:19
- Excuse me. I think that we work
pretty hard for a tough...
- Yeah, working for the--

:20:24
- That's a...
- boss.
- full-time thing.

:20:26
No, I work harder than God.
If He had, uh, hired me, He would have
made the world by Thursday.

:20:31
Great. That's great. So you're saying
that we're just never going to see you.

:20:34
- Is that-- This is the big kiss-off.
- No, for you guys I will make time.

:20:37
- Wow. I feel special.
- That's my bag.

:20:40
- I got it. I got it.
- I got it. I got it.

:20:41
- I got it.
- I got it, man. I got-- No, I got it.
Let me-- Let me-- I-I can get it.

:20:44
Okay. Thanks.
:20:47
- You okay?
- Yep-- No-- Go.

:20:50
Remember the names of some of those kids
we went to school with?

:20:52
- Remember Aram Salaam?
- Mm-hmm. His father
was a diplomat, right?

:20:56
He was always saying
he couldn't get a parking ticket
'cause he had diplomatic immunity.

:20:59
- Remember Elan Portnoy?
- Yeah, he was always complaining.

:21:02
He was always smoking pot.
:21:16
- Hey, remember our shoplifting club?
- Oh, yeah.

:21:19
- You had to steal something
to be a member.
- How about you with the basketball?

:21:23
Remember she stuck
that basketball under her shirt,
and you said you were pregnant?

:21:26
- I pulled it off.
- Yeah, but you were twelve.

:21:29
Yeah, but it was New York, it was the
'80s. You could get away with anything.

:21:33
- We should get home, right?
- Huh?
- Yeah, it's getting kinda late.

:21:35
- We should take you back.
- Well, I'm still on West Coast time.
It's only 8:00 my time.

:21:38
Let's go do something.
:21:44
So this is a rectory.
Sounds like a dirty word-- "rectory."

:21:48
- Great place to meet chicks.
- Totally.

:21:50
Oh, I'll bet.
So, what's your chick situation?

:21:53
Oh, uh, don't ask.
It's, it's, it's not a good story.

:21:57
- Why?
-'Cause his whole congregation's
trying to set him up...


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