:27:23
You're not playing games with me,
are you, Phil? You sure?
:27:27
Okay, 'cause you know better
than that, right?
:27:31
Okay. Well, if those results are
correct, then I, uh, say we have a deal.
:27:36
Of course, I'll expect it in writing
by the end of the day.
:27:40
Yes, by the end of the day, Phil.
What, did I stutter?
:27:45
All right, Phil, you know what?
I don't have time for this, okay?
:27:48
Gotta go, Phil.
Gotta go, gotta go.
:27:52
No way.
:27:57
Oh, yeah, baby.
:28:17
Okay, okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Take a break. Take a break.
:28:20
I suck. They're gonna
take away my yarmulke.
:28:23
- No, no, no, you-- you don't suck.
- I suck.
:28:27
Okay. Yes, you do. You suck.
:28:31
But that's okay. You're supposed to
suck. This isn't a talent contest,
this is a rite of passage.
:28:36
I mean, this happens in all cultures.
It's about you being 13 years old.
:28:40
God knew that your voice
was gonna change when you were 13.
:28:42
There's a reason why you gotta do your
haftorah at this age. It's a challenge.
:28:47
God is challenging you. He's calling you
a chump. So you gotta come back at him.
:28:50
So you gotta say,
"Hey, hashem, you think You can scare me
with a little, uh, biblical Hebrew...
:28:56
just 'cause my balls
haven't dropped yet?''
:28:58
I'm serious. I'm serious. You gotta
show Him what Alan Klein's made of.