:07:00
Fellas, this,
as some of you might know...
:07:05
is my 10,000th year
as Prince of Darkness...
:07:09
so I think the time has come
to discuss who will succeed me.
:07:13
-Knock, knock.
-Yes, Jimmy?
:07:16
Don't forget--
:07:18
you're shoving a pineapple
up Hitler's ass at four p.m.
:07:24
This was a very
difficult decision...
:07:27
because I have
three wonderful sons.
:07:30
Adrian--so smart, so ruthless.
:07:35
Wears makeup.
:07:36
And Cassius--
so strong, so tough.
:07:41
Don't forget clinically insane.
:07:43
And Nicky...
:07:46
such a sweet boy.
:07:49
But after much thought
and careful consideration...
:07:55
I've decided that the ruler
for the next 10,000 years...
:07:58
is going to have to be...
:08:02
me.
:08:04
-What?
-Hallelujah!
:08:06
I mean, that sucks!
:08:09
The important thing
for the stability of our rule...
:08:11
is to maintain the balance
between good and evil...
:08:14
and I don't think any of you are
ready for that responsibility.
:08:18
Dad, this is bullshit!
:08:20
I don't like that language.
:08:26
Right. Send him in.
:08:27
Sorry, boys.
I have to get back to work.
:08:30
It was good
hanging with you, Dad.
:08:32
I'll check you later.
:08:58
You're serious?