:18:02
for a nice pad
on the Upper East Side...
:18:05
but I misplaced it.
:18:11
I'm wasted!
:18:13
So I found
this other joint for you...
:18:17
but you're going
to have a roommate.
:18:19
There's only one thing better...
:18:22
than drinking
an ice-cold whiskey sour...
:18:24
on a hot Alabama night...
:18:26
and that's telling the truth.
:18:29
I know what you think
about me, Grandma.
:18:32
You think I'm worthless.
:18:34
You think I'm a stumblebum...
:18:36
who ain't never going
to amount to anything.
:18:39
Well, old woman, you are wrong.
:18:45
You are wrong.
:18:51
Hello, friend.
My name is Nicky.
:18:54
I understand
you are seeking a roommate...
:18:57
as per your ad
in the "Village Voice."
:19:00
Would it be possible for me
to fill the slot?
:19:03
Don't you want
to know what rent is?
:19:06
Yes. What is rent?
:19:09
It's 1,200,
split down the middle.
:19:12
Tuesdays and Thursdays,
I rehearse with my partner...
:19:15
so the living room's
going to be off-limits.
:19:17
Off-limits.
:19:19
Aren't you boiling hot
in that outfit?
:19:21
It's 80 degrees in this hallway.
Where are you from, the South?
:19:29
The Deep South.
:19:36
-Why is that funny?
-I don't know.
:19:39
OK. And sorry, guy,
but no doggies allowed.
:19:44
Go on. Big day tomorrow.
:19:47
And don't forget to do that
sleep thing I told you about.
:19:50
Gotcha.
:19:51
You're not my brother, are you?
:19:53
I'm an only child.
:19:55
You love acting.
:19:57
I love pissing.