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Jesus this, Moses that.
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Abraham hit me
with a wiffle ball bat.
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The Lord said a lot of hibbity
jibbity bibbity swibbity.
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But...
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has he ever really done
anything for any of us?
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Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR
in my driveway?
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No.
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I love that car.
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Has the Lord given
any of my enemies the herpes?
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No.
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The Lord gave my son
the strength to get off drugs.
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Ma'am, I know your son...
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and, believe me,
he was better off on the drugs.
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At least
when he was smoking hashish...
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he used to make me laugh
occasionally.
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After we tried for many years...
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the Lord finally helped
my wife conceive a baby.
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Your best friend Fitzy
helped your wife.
:22:07
He helped her conceive it
all night long.
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How about you, Mayor?
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Has the Lord
ever done anything for you?
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Well, you know, I wished
I could think of something...
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but, to be honest with you,
I can't.
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I can't think of a damn thing
he's ever done for me!
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Kind of makes you wonder
if there even is a Lord...
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if there is ultimate punishment
for our so-called sins.
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Why don't we just have fun...
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and do whatever the Hell
we want?
:22:44
Let the sin begin!
:22:50
Let the sin begin.
:22:53
That was a good one.
:22:55
This is so much fun!
:22:58
I never want it to end.
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Why should it end?
Who's going to stop us?