:25:02
...your station, $600.
:25:03
But I'm in the back.
There's always less people back there.
:25:06
You're not getting it.
What do you do if a customer talks to you?
:25:10
I listen, act interested.
:25:12
No. You say something funny,
then walk away.
:25:15
So if they want to talk,
they got to buy more drinks.
:25:18
-Okay, I'll try and do better.
-No, forget it.
:25:21
You're too smart or too stupid,
but ain't happening.
:25:24
It's a shame. Could have made
some real money.
:25:26
Take this and get out of here.
:25:28
Please let me finish tonight.
I really need the tips.
:25:31
Victor, she's working her way
through college.
:25:34
Did I ask you?
:25:37
Come on, take it. For last week. Take it.
:25:45
Man, our T.G. party was a total bust.
:25:48
Every time I got close
to hitting it with a mama...
:25:51
...a girlfriend showed up
to screw everything up.
:25:53
What we need is a higher female-to-male
ratio, like in cool nightclubs...
:25:57
...where they let in five times
as many women as men:
:26:00
How are we going to get
five times as many women to show up?
:26:03
We have a party,
but we call it a fundraiser.
:26:07
-Think of a charity.
-It's got to be the right charity.
:26:09
It's got to attract hotties.
:26:11
-What's the country with all the babies?
-China.
:26:13
-Romania.
-No, but wait.
:26:15
That's going to give them
the wrong message.
:26:18
All right. How about AlDS?
:26:20
There's a mood-setter.
:26:21
How about a suicide hotline?
:26:23
But do they need a fundraiser?
All they have is phones.
:26:26
Hey, backpacks.
:26:27
-What's going on?
-Inspections for drugs and alcohol.
:26:30
-What?
-Since when?
:26:32
O'Brien is in a coma.
:26:33
So?
:26:34
So the board instigated new policies.
:26:37
This is whack.
:26:38
-Can they even do this?
-I'll call my father's lawyer.
:26:41
Our parents pay a lot of money for us
to enjoy our college experience.
:26:48
Hey, my metal detector!
:26:52
I don't know how to make this any easier
for you. It's character evaluation.
:26:55
It's not unlike one of those
"VH-1 Legend" shows...
:26:58
...except you're discussing a fictional
character instead of a coked-out singer.