:09:01
i'm not selling thejag.
:09:03
i'd sell my body parts
to south america before that.
:09:05
okay. you're the boss.
:09:07
yeah, i am the boss.
here's another news flash foryou.
:09:10
i'm not losing the house either.
:09:12
you know what you laymen
fail to realize?
:09:15
it's not about the snowmobiles.
come on.
:09:18
it's about the weather, okay?
:09:20
one cold front,
a little moist air, and bam!
:09:23
i'm rockefeller. i'm on broadway.
i'm doing the cha-cha-cha.
:09:27
yeah!
:09:29
moaning
oh, god!
:09:31
oh, whip me forever!
oh! oh! oh!
:09:36
both moaning
:09:41
russ sighs
:09:49
boy, whew!
that is always such a treat.
:09:53
oh, with dick,
it's like having sex with a sloth.
:09:57
don't put that image in my head.
:10:01
here. tr thisjust one time.
:10:03
- no.
- yeah, it'll help you relax.
:10:05
i don't even want a contact high.
it makes me nauseous.
:10:09
you shouldn't even be smoking it.
you're the lotto girl.
:10:13
you practically work for the state.
put it out.
:10:15
okay, i'm putting it out.
:10:17
- i have a question to askyou.
- yeah?
:10:20
ifyou had an agent, and you tried
to get him for two weeks,
:10:23
eight times, and he didn't return
your call, what would you think?
:10:26
- um--
- huh?
:10:28
i can't relate. i've never had
a guy not call me back.
:10:31
oh! i just don't get it.
:10:35
when i met-- i met this guy,
he was-- he was gushing.
:10:38
he wanted to do this for me,
he wanted to do that.
:10:41
i've had my ass kissed,
but this was really special.
:10:44
so he is officially your agent?
it's not like you had one meeting.
:10:49
it's splitting hairs here, you know.
:10:51
i mean, it was clear
he wanted to sign me.
:10:54
you know what he said to me?
:10:55
he said that i delivered the weather
forecast with a shakespearean flair.
:10:58
chuckles
was he drunk?