:22:01
only thing under my nose is this mat
with presidents up to carter.
:22:05
- am i missing something?
- the lotter.
:22:07
oh, that is so stupid!
:22:10
you think my playing the lotter
is going to solve all my problems?
:22:13
not playing the lotter,
winning the lotter.
:22:17
you got that lotto ball machine
down at the station, right?
:22:20
a little razzle-dazzle,
you're set for life.
:22:23
gig, i just came off
a botched phony robber.
:22:27
let me bask in that a while before
i start thinking about tampering...
:22:30
with the fucking state lotter!
:22:32
i'm not talking out of my ass here.
:22:34
- i do have experience with this.
- really.
:22:36
yeah. about ten years ago,
:22:38
before i washed up
on these golden shores,
:22:41
- i rigged a bingo game at church.
- church, huh?
:22:45
weighed down a few ping-pong balls,
bob's your uncle!
:22:48
i walked away
with a fucking lawn mower.
:22:50
- oh, a lawn mower. wow.
- this is not warandpeace,
:22:53
merely the concept of gravity.
:22:55
no, no, the concept of gravity...
:22:58
is when you fall down
and you breakyour head open.
:23:01
well, your glass
is obviously halfempty.
:23:03
no, gig, my glass is totally empty.
:23:06
- watch it!
- hateyou!
:23:07
- calm down!
- bastard!
:23:09
calm down.
you're acting like a child.
:23:12
- stop! calm down, please.
- you promised!
:23:14
- what do you want me to do?
- what's going on?
:23:17
everthing's fi ne. thankyou.
:23:19
she wanted to go. what do
you want me to say? "i'm sorr.
:23:21
i'm banging the lotto ball girl,
and i promised her fi rst."
:23:24
i don't believe i bought sandals
in december for no reason!
:23:27
i'll take you next time. injune,
i have a conference in seattle.
:23:31
take your wife to fucking seattle,
all right?
:23:33
i wanted to go to maui, you asshole!
:23:35
oh, i'm an asshole.
am i the same asshole...
:23:38
that takes you out to dinner and
buys you fancy european underwear?
:23:40
tr to get that
from the weatherman,
:23:42
who i notice you've been
awfully chatty with these days.
:23:44
blow me.
:23:47
- is everthing okay?
- yes, everthing's fi ne!
:23:49
mani'm dreamin 'ofa white
:23:54
christmas
:23:58
just iike the ones