:27:02
i mean,
how would you disguise yourself?
:27:04
what, as chariie chapiin?
as the tramp orsomething?
:27:06
laughing yeah, orno, iike,
from the wizard of oz.
:27:09
- the straw guy.
- the straw man.
:27:12
yeah, he could put hay
in his clothes and wear a hat.
:27:14
- with a pom-pom on it?
- no one will know it's him.
:27:17
- ooh, it's clever.
- nobody would everknow!
:27:19
- no! russ.
- it's scarecrow from wizard ofoz.
:27:22
- oh, okay.
- it's dorothy, the cowardly lion,
:27:25
it's the tin man, it's the dog,
it's the flying monkeys...
:27:28
and it's the scarecrow.
:27:30
ifyou're gonna make fun of me,
get your facts straight.
:27:32
weii, my apoiogies, sir. iam not
the cartoon aficionada thatyou are.
:27:36
- it's not a cartoon, crstal.
- so what?
:27:38
- it's a movie.
- who gives a shit?
:27:40
- children-- excuse me.
- arguing
:27:42
- it's a movie! for god's sake.
- calm down. calm down.
:27:44
- calm-- calm down.
- sorr.
:27:46
- please?
- all right. back to square one.
:27:50
chuckles
let's go.
:27:56
hey, i know.
my cousin walter could do it.
:28:00
- who?
- from ohio.
:28:03
he would be the perfect beard.
he's this totally straight guy.
:28:06
he doesn 't even drink,
andbesides, he hasa crush on me.
:28:09
the minute
you waikedin thejoint
:28:12
icouidseeyou were
a man ofdistinction
:28:15
a reaibig spender
:28:18
- good-iookin ', so refined
- oh. walter.
:28:22
say wouidn 'tyou iike to know
what'sgoin 'on in my mind
:28:25
- i got you balloons. we should go.
- thankyou.
:28:27
so iet meget right to thepoint
:28:29
i got you a room
at a lovely countr inn.
:28:31
idon'tpop my cork
foreveryguy isee
:28:34
hey, big spender
:28:38
spenda iittie time with me
:28:42
- oh. it's so green and lush.
- russ oh!lookat this room!
:28:46
- russ oh, this is sogreat.
:28:48
- look at this tv, a closet.
- god, iookat thepainting.
:28:52
and this clock with a little light.
it's so-- it's so modern-day.
:28:55
- crystai oh, showercurtain.
- oh, waiter, iookat this.
:28:58
all-you-can-eat buffet.
oh. right up the block!