:06:00
What´s her name?
:06:01
Malena, the most beautiful ass
in Sicily.
:06:11
The sun is bigger than the moon.
:06:14
Sol maior est quam lunam.
:06:17
Or sol maior est luna.
:06:21
Can I screw your daughter,
you deaf old fart?
:06:24
Yes, but hurry.
:06:26
I love honesty more than wealth.
:06:40
-Seven-and-a-haIf thumbs!
-Mine´s a bazooka!
:06:43
-I got eight!
-Eight is nothing!
:06:45
That´s just tickling a woman!
:06:48
One, two, three and two is five,
two is seven and two is nine.
:06:51
Torpedo!
:06:53
My submarine will rip Malena in half!
:06:58
Once I skipped school
and went by Malena´s house.
:07:01
She was at the window
and she called out to me.
:07:04
I thought she wanted me
to get her some cigarettes.
:07:08
I went up for the money
and her robe fell open.
:07:11
And there she was,
:07:13
naked as the day she was born.
:07:16
Holy shit!
:07:17
Shit! She did it on purpose!
:07:19
I was an idiot,
I should have jumped at the chance.
:07:22
l´ll bang her brains out
the next time it happens.
:07:25
What ´´next time´´?
Now, she knows you´re a fag.
:07:28
You little runt
you´ve been here for two hours
:07:31
and you stilI haven´t
measured yourself.
:07:35
Measure it!
:07:38
One, two,
:07:40
three, four,
:07:41
five...
:07:43
Only six!
:07:46
You know what they say about
a kid in short pants?
:07:48
Short pants: short dick!
:07:51
Fuck off, my thumbs are twice
as big as yours!
:07:53
Bullshit!
:07:57
Who´s got the biggest dick now, runt?
:07:59
You do!