Meet the Parents
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:07:00
Hey, pal, if it ain't fittin'
through the frame, you ain't
carryin' it on the plane.

:07:05
- 531 -- New York La Guardia.
Check it.
- Wait, wait!

:07:09
Excuse me!
Don't worry. It'll be waitin'
for you on the other side.

:07:14
Baby, hurry
Don't make me worry

:07:17
[Woman Over P.A.]
Welcome to New York's
La Guardia Airport.

:07:22
[Baby Crying]
:07:28
Excuse me. Hi.
:07:30
You lost my bag,
and there's a two-carat
diamond ring inside it.

:07:33
I didn't lose
your anything, sir.

:07:36
But put your local address
on this form, and we'll
ship it when it surfaces.

:07:39
And what if it doesn't?
Am I supposed to spend
the entire weekend...

:07:42
with just the clothes
on my back?

:07:44
[Crying Continues]
:07:46
It's a great gift.
I just thought you were gonna
get them champagne.

:07:50
Trust me. I think your dad
is gonna be very psyched
about this gift.

:07:53
Well, don't forget
he's retired, though.

:07:55
The guy was in the rare-flower
business for 30 years. I think
he still maintains an interest.

:08:00
You make it sound like
they're really hard to please.
No, not at all!

:08:03
He's the sweetest man
in the whole world.
Just relax!

:08:05
He's gonna love you.
I promise.

:08:07
As much as he loves
Dr. Bob?

:08:09
Take it easy on the sarcasm.
Humor is entirely wasted
on my parents.

:08:13
What, are they Amish?
[Pam Giggling]

:08:19
Okay, no jokes.
:08:23
What are you doing?
What?

:08:25
I told you my dad sees smoking
as a sign of weakness.

:08:28
Okay, all right,
I'll leave 'em in the car.

:08:29
No, no, no, no,
he'll check there.
Oh, gosh.

:08:37
Yeah, the roof is probably
a better idea.

:08:39
Okay. And, oh, uh,
:08:41
we're not living
together.

:08:43
I thought you said
you told him.
Well--

:08:47
Hi, Daddy!
Hi!
Sweet pea!

:08:50
I missed you so much,
Pamcake.
I missed you too, Flapjack.

:08:55
[Continue Kissing]
:08:57
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!


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