Meet the Parents
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:19:00
I know-- I know
that we haven't been
together that long,

:19:02
but the time
that we have spent together
has been really incredible.

:19:07
Greg, how come
you don't like cats?

:19:11
I don't not like cats.
:19:13
I-l just--
I just prefer dogs.

:19:16
I mean, I'm just
more of a dog kind of,
you know--

:19:20
Come home,
wagging their little tails,
happy to see you kind of--

:19:25
You need that assurance?
You prefer an emotionally
shallow animal?

:19:30
I--
:19:32
You see, Greg,
when you yell at a dog,

:19:34
his tail will go between
his legs and cover his genitals,
his ears will go down.

:19:38
A dog is very easy to break,
but cats make you work
for their affection.

:19:41
- They don't sell out
the way dogs do.
- Huh.

:19:52
You like
Peter, Paul and Mary?
[Tape Starts]

:19:56
Yes, I do.
I'm a big fan.

:19:59
Puff the magic dragon
Dragon

:20:03
Lived by the sea
:20:05
Great song.
Yeah, one of
my favorites.

:20:10
Who would've thought
it wasn't really
about a dragon, huh?

:20:12
[Chuckling]
What do you mean?

:20:15
[Continues]
:20:17
You know,
the whole drug thing.

:20:21
No, I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?

:20:25
Some people think that...
:20:30
to "puff the magic dragon"
means to--

:20:32
They're really, uh--
:20:36
to smoke-- to smoke--
:20:38
a marijuana cigarette.
:20:41
Well, Puff's just the name
of the boy's magical dragon.

:20:46
Right.
:20:51
Are you a pothead,
Focker?
No! No.

:20:54
What?
No, no, no, no, Jack.
No, I'm-- I'm not-- I--

:20:58
I pass on grass
all the time.


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