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No.
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- I mean, well, I don't--
- Yes or no?

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- Hey!
- Hey.

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What's the matter?
You can't sleep?

:39:28
No, no, I'm just going over some
of my answers from the polygraph
test your dad gave me.

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- Oh, no, he didn't.
- Yeah, he did.

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Well, did you lie to him?
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No! I mean--
Well, he asked me if
we were living together,

:39:41
and--
What'd you tell him?

:39:43
I-l-l-- Nothing.
Your mother walked in...

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and yanked the little thingies
off before I had to answer.

:39:48
Is this how you'd react
if I told you he shoved bamboo
shoots up my fingernails?

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Or does he hook
all your boyfriends up
to his little machine?

:39:56
Well, he doesn't need a machine.
He's a human lie detector.

:39:59
What?
Greg, my father was never
in the rare flower business.

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That was just his cover.
:40:07
He was in the C.I.A.
for 34 years.

:40:09
How could you not
tell me this?

:40:12
I wanted to, honey,
but it was strictly...

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on a need-to-know basis.
:40:20
So, what?
He's in the C.I.A.?
He was a spy? He is a spy?

:40:23
No, he was more like
a psychological profiler.

:40:25
They used him to interrogate
suspected double agents
in the company.

:40:28
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.

:40:31
I was scared of your dad
back when I thought
he was a florist.

:40:33
It's wonderful to know
that I've actually got
a C.I.A. spy-hunter on my ass.

:40:36
Would you stop?
You're doing great, okay?

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This is a lot to take in, honey.
I'm sorry.

:40:43
It's just weird.
Oh, I know,
but you're doing fine.

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I promise.
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Mm, no, no!
W-What's wrong, sweetie?

:40:59
I forgot. I'm not
supposed to let the snake
out of my cage.


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