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1:00:12
Jesus, Dad, you ever
think of knocking?
Not in my own den.

1:00:15
What are you two doing
in here?
I'd say rounding

1:00:21
- This is Greg's room, Dad.
- Not anymore. We're gonna
use it for storage.

1:00:25
Greg will stay
in Debbie's room, and she'll
bunk up with you tonight.

1:00:28
Fine.
Come on, Greg.

1:00:30
- Okay. I'll be right up.
- I'll meet you upstairs.

1:00:31
- Okay. I'll be right up.
- I'll meet you upstairs.

1:00:32
Oh, good.
They found your suitcase.
Yeah.

1:00:36
Hey, Jack, I don't
quite know what happened
back at the tux shop,

1:00:40
but if I've given you
the wrong impression regarding
Pam in any way, I'm sorry.

1:00:44
Okay? I have nothing
but the best intentions
with Pam, and I-I just--

1:00:49
Actually, there's something
in the suitcase here that
I'm planning on giving her...

1:00:52
that I think, um,
symbolizes...

1:00:54
[Jiggling Toilet Handle]
1:00:56
the level
of my commitment, uh, to her.
[Toilet Tank Lid Clattering]

1:00:59
And I wouldn't feel right
asking her to wear it...

1:01:03
without her father's permission.
1:01:05
Jack?
1:01:07
Did you flush
this toilet?

1:01:11
Maybe. You know what?
Maybe Jinx flushed it.

1:01:14
I saw little Jinxy
come in last night,

1:01:16
and he took a little squat
and relieved himself.

1:01:18
Jinx knows not to use
that toilet, and even if he did,
he'd never flush it.

1:01:22
- What does it matter?
- The matter, Greg, R.N.,

1:01:25
is that when this toilet
is flushed, it runs,

1:01:27
and when you have a septic tank
that's nearly full and a toilet
that's been running all night,

1:01:31
then you could have
a hell of a problem.

1:01:33
Mr. Byrnes?
1:01:35
[Man]
This is not part
of my job description.

1:01:38
Nice stench.
You're really on
a roll there, bud.

1:01:40
Bite me, Denny!
1:01:42
In 20 hours, I'm having
a wedding here, so I need
my cesspool pumped now!

1:01:46
- Not tomorrow. Now!
- Dad, what's going on?

1:01:49
Oh, my God!
What's that smell?

1:01:53
That smell, Bob,
is our shit.

1:01:55
Focker flushed the toilet
in the den, so the septic tank
is overflowing.

1:01:58
Jack, I told you.
It wasn't me.
It was Jinx.


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