:21:03
I've never been in a beauty pageant.
:21:06
I don't even own a dress.
I don't even own a brush.
:21:12
Which part of that
is supposed to shock me?
:21:24
Let's suspend reality for a second...
:21:26
...and pretend I said yes.
:21:27
I got to do everything? Like...
:21:30
...the whole big hair
and the makeup and--
:21:32
Damn right.
:21:34
The spinning, the twirling, the
smiling, the cute little tap number.
:21:39
Hundred bucks on Matthews.
:21:41
I don't know. She's got rage.
:21:46
I'll take that bet.
:21:59
Yeah, baby.
:22:02
So you're saying...
:22:04
...I have to wear the bathing suit?
:22:06
Yeah, you have
to wear the bathing suit.
:22:10
Okay.
:22:14
You go, girl.
:22:18
Where am I gonna put my gun?
:22:21
No place I want to know about.
:22:25
What could possibly motivate anybody
to enter a beauty pageant?
:22:29
Scholarship money,
a chance to see the world...
:22:31
...broaden your horizons--
:22:33
So join the Marines. It's like
feminism never even happened.
:22:37
Any woman that does this is catering
to misogynistic Neanderthal mentality.
:22:41
I dated Young Miss Scarsdale.
:22:44
Can you really be this superficial?
:22:46
Hard to believe, right?
:22:48
Here we are.
:22:49
Therefore, we'd like to use
one of our team undercover.
:22:52
Am I hearing this correctly?
:22:54
Kathy, these people want
to put one of their agents...
:22:59
...in the pageant.