:26:01
That thing I told you
about that I gotta do.
:26:04
But I'll see you later.
We'll hang out. You like caps?
:26:07
I'll get you an official FBI cap.
:26:10
See you later.
:26:12
What a pity.
:26:15
-Are you hungry?
-Yeah.
:26:17
-Yes.
-Yeah.
:26:19
It is always "yes,"
never "yeah." Sit down.
:26:24
Miss United States is always
well-spoken and polite.
:26:28
Do you understand?
:26:29
Watch the hands, garçon.
:26:31
-Excuse me.
-It's all right.
:26:33
I have a feeling we're going to need
a drop cloth later.
:26:49
Could I have another
cabernet sauvignon?
:26:52
Another keg for you?
:26:54
-I'm good, thanks.
-That's okay, Philip.
:26:57
So, how long have you been doing
this pageant-training thing?
:27:01
I'm sorry?
:27:02
What was the question? I was
distracted by a half-masticated cow...
:27:07
...rolling around
in your wide-open trap.
:27:10
Excuse me? What is your problem?
:27:12
-Problem?
-Yeah.
:27:13
I mean, yes.
Have I offended you in some way?
:27:16
You've been completely antagonistic
to me from the second I walked in.
:27:20
I was once the most
sought-after, highly paid...
:27:23
...consultant in pageant history.
:27:26
I had no idea.
:27:29
Every season, girls would plead
with me to train them.
:27:33
Ten out of 1 1 years...
:27:35
...my girls were crowned.
:27:37
The year we lost,
the winner was a deaf-mute.
:27:41
You can't beat that.
:27:45
Then...
:27:47
...in '96...
:27:50
...my girl froze like a puddle halfway
through her aria from La Bohème.
:27:54
Afterwards, she told
a reporter from Pageant Magazine...
:27:57
...that I was a perfectionist...
:27:59
...who had harangued her
to within an inch of her sanity.