:28:03
Of course,
after that article came out...
:28:08
...nobody wanted me.
:28:14
Okay. With all due respect here...
:28:17
...why did Miss Morningside
suggest you?
:28:20
Because I am the best.
:28:26
Or perhaps it's because everyone else
worth having had a contestant.
:28:31
They had their Southern belles,
their Midwestern farmers' daughters.
:28:35
Spunky Western cowgirls.
:28:38
And I have...
:28:41
...Dirty Harriet.
:28:47
Will you desist?
:28:49
Yeah.
:28:50
Yes.
:28:57
Oh, my God.
:28:59
I haven't seen a walk like that
since Jurassic Park.
:29:01
It's been working really well for me
for the past 30 years, all right?
:29:05
Well, glide, now. Glide.
:29:09
Don't look down, don't look down.
:29:11
Don't look down, look up. Your chin
should be parallel to the floor.
:29:15
Now glide. Glide.
:29:18
It's not the bloody Ice Capades.
:29:20
Gliding.
:29:23
No, no. Don't pick your feet up.
Don't pick your feet up.
:29:26
Why are you picking your feet up?
:29:28
Because I'm preparing to run away.
:29:30
No, wait. Wait.
:29:32
Watch me.
:29:33
Glide. Glide.
:29:39
See? Glide.
:29:41
It's all in the buttocks.
Don't I look pretty?
:29:44
It takes a very secure man
to walk like that.
:29:50
Roll your hips.
:29:52
Head up, head up. Keep gliding--
:29:56
I'm gliding here!
:29:57
What are you, blind?
:29:59
Asshole.