1:40:20
She's Miss United States.
1:40:25
Okay.
1:40:28
Good show, everybody.
1:40:31
I was right in the middle of my song!
1:40:38
You got nothing on me.
This is ridiculous.
1:40:41
Where you're going, they'd love
to meet a former beauty queen.
1:40:44
When he says meet, he means M-E-A-T.
1:40:49
Miss Hart, you don't understand.
1:40:51
All I'm guilty of is trying to make
the world a more beautiful place.
1:40:55
Look at yourself.
1:40:56
When I met you, Dennis Rodman
looked better in a dress.
1:40:59
But now you're a lady! I did that.
1:41:02
Vic did that, and a team of highly
specialized federal manicurists...
1:41:06
...and people who make you beautiful.
1:41:09
Get in the car.
1:41:11
You think you saved something.
1:41:13
All you did was to destroy the dream
of young women all over the country.
1:41:17
Their dream is to get blown up?
1:41:19
You got a good shot
at that insanity plea.
1:41:22
I earned it!
1:41:23
Years of bitching beauty
queens and what do I get?
1:41:26
Fired! They steal my life,
they steal my beauty pageant.
1:41:31
It is not a beauty pageant.
It is a scholarship program.
1:41:34
Yeah, yeah.
1:41:36
"Yes."
1:41:42
Enjoy running the Miss San Antonio
Women's Correctional Facility Pageant!
1:41:51
Get it? The Women's Correctional--
1:41:55
That was good work.
1:41:59
Right back at you.