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Nowback
to the midnight movie.
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A huge asteroid, approximately
1,000 square miles in size,
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is still on
a collision course with Earth.
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Wellman College Professor
Sherman Klump...
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is attempting to plant
a nuclear explosive device
deep within the asteroid core,
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which, if effective,
will destroy it.
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Houston, come in.
This is Professor Klump on the asteroid's surface.
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We read you, Professor.
What's your status ?
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We've done dug the hole
and planted the nukes.
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Good. Then get back
in your shuttle and get
the hell out of there...
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so you can blow
that rock to bits.
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Sherman, you've got 30 seconds
before that asteroid hits. Better hurry.
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The world's counting on it.
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Fifteen seconds.
Sherman, start the detonation sequence now.
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Hello, Houston.
We got a big-assproblem.
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Sherman, you've
got to blow up the asteroid.
Press that button !
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I... can't... reach it.
[Man's Voice]
Sherman.
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Sherman, I am your father.
Search your feelings, Sherman.
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There's a force deep down inside you. Use it.
Use your force, Sherman.
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Of course.
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Ah, yes. [ Coughing ]
The force is strong with you, my son.
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- [ Continues Coughing ]
Goddamn.
- What the hell was that noise ?
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Whew ! I think something
crawled up your force
and died, Sherman.
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Ten seconds to impact.
My God !
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He didn 't plant those charges
on the asteroid. Then where did he plant them ?
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Okay.
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Good-bye, Mr. Asteroid.
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[Chuckling]
This is gonna be good. Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
Did l land on the wrong--
Oh, shit.