1:03:02
So I decided to do
my cat burglar dance. And
I slip through the back door...
1:03:05
and I'm kind of poking around,
'cause I'm a method stripper...
1:03:08
and I want to get the right frame of mind so I can
give y'all some good stripping.
1:03:10
- You know, work it for you.
- You know, you look just
like Ken Norton in Mandingo.
1:03:15
Oh, really ?
Oh, Ken Norton-- Oh, Mandingo.
Ken Norton. Really ?
1:03:18
I guess this is the closest
I'm gonna ever get
to Ken Norton.
1:03:21
Well, thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you.
1:03:23
Well, thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you.
1:03:25
I wonder if you could
give me a little private dance.
1:03:27
Oh, okay.
You want a private--
You wanna slow down ?
1:03:30
Stop, stop, stop !
I'm gonna need
some space here.
1:03:32
You want a private dance.
Okay, I can do that.
1:03:34
But first, um, I'm so thirsty.
I got a craving for some--
for some red fruit punch.
1:03:39
Red fruit punch ?
I ain't seen none
in the house, boy.
1:03:42
But today I seen some
out in the Frigidaire,
out in the garage.
1:03:45
Oh, there may be
some in the garage ?
Well, after I quench my thirst,
1:03:47
I'm gonna come
give you a dance.
Ow !
1:03:49
I'll be moving like this.
You like that, don't you ?
Yeah, that's like Soul Train.
1:03:52
That's la vida loca.
Make this face here
like I'm tearing it up.
1:03:55
Oh, good Lord.
Oh, my precious Lord.
You like that ?
1:03:59
Don't move now.
I ain't going nowhere. I'll be
right here for the Soul Train.
1:04:02
- I'll be right back.
- For the Soul Train !
1:04:07
I'll be right back.
[DoorbellRinging]
1:04:11
Oh, my goodness,
is there a fii re ?
1:04:13
Yes, ma'am,
I'm afraid there is.
I don't
smell no smoke. [ Sniffii ng ]
1:04:21
and it's getting
muy caliente!
1:04:23
Oh, Lord, have mercy !
A strip-- Oh, my !
1:04:29
My mother must've
arranged this.
1:04:33
Where are you ? Oop--
1:04:35
Oh, bingo ! Bingo.
1:04:38
Chunky Butt, thank you so much
for making this easy.
1:04:41
I thought this was
gonna be diffiicult.
1:04:43
Chunky Butt made this
a nice, easy task forme.
1:04:46
Yes, yes, yes.
1:04:50
Perfect. Now I gotta find
something to cut this with.
1:04:54
Maybe a little
fertilizer or something.
1:04:56
Oh, this is gonna
be perfect, Chunky Butt.