1:09:02
l'll killyou!
l'll killyou!
Come here, you pussy!
1:09:05
Sherman coming on in a minute.
1:09:07
Well, what channel's
Sherman gonna come on ? Anybody know ?
1:09:10
Have some of these brownies.
They're still warm.
Don't drop 'em on my floor now.
1:09:13
All right, everbody. Sherman
getting ready to come on TV now.
Everbody gather around.
1:09:16
You know,
fame is gonna pass.
1:09:18
And the only thing
that's permanent
is family.
1:09:20
Ain't that right, Daddy ?
Oh, shit ! Get your ass out that chair !
1:09:23
How many times, Ernest,
I gotta tell you to stay out my damn chair ?
Aw, man.
1:09:26
You work on them cars all day
gonna put the grease all in my
chair, smear the grease there.
1:09:29
Gotta sit on this grease.
My gray pants still got grease
all over 'em 'cause ofyou.
1:09:32
You happy ? You got your chair. Enjoy.
Stay out my damn chair.
1:09:34
Ernest, will you please tell
your father to be quiet ?
Sherman's coming on.
1:09:38
- What channel Sherman come on ?
- Tell me what she just said,
1:09:40
- I'll come over there and whup your ass.
- [Applause On TV]
1:09:43
That's the channel.
Watch the damn TV.
1:09:46
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
for coming out. My name is Professor Sherman Klump.
1:09:49
I'm a professor here
at Wellman College.
1:09:52
- Ooh !
[ Clapping ]
- Look at him.
1:09:54
-Joe College.
- Look how dashing he look.
He lookjust like Billy Dee.
1:09:57
- Boy look handsome.
- Billy Dee ! Billy Dee !
Billy Dee ! Billy Dee !
1:10:01
- Billy Dee Klump.
- As you all know,
1:10:03
Ponce de Leon searched his entire life
for the Fountain ofYouth.
1:10:07
And today we will
complete his journey.
1:10:10
So, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
l'dlike to present to you all,
1:10:14
uh, the Wellman College
youth formula.
1:10:19
- Maybe I need
to take some ofthat.
- It don't cure ugly.
1:10:21
- Does Clesius
know I'm strapped ?
1:10:24
- Well, come on. Shoot.
Come on. Shoot.
- I'm strapped, nigga.
1:10:26
- Tell him. I'm strapped.
- And ifyou miss, I'm gonna finish you off.
1:10:28
If you don't have
anything nice to say,
don't say nothing at all.
1:10:31
- Well, she messin' with me.
- Stop the violence.
Stop the violence.
1:10:34
And don't say nothing.
I'm tring to watch Sherman.
1:10:37
Okay, cool, cool.
1:10:40
Boy, would I like to throw
some hot grease on you.
1:10:45
This is Molly.
Molly is a one-year-old,
and Petey is four.
1:10:49
Petey is our candidate for
genetic ''transmografiication.''
1:10:55
Petey here--
Petey is ourcandidate
forgenetic "transmofilectesy. "
1:10:59
Genetic ''transgromanation.''