Quills

1:02:43

Dr. Montalivet was,
politely put, diminutive.

1:02:47

When flaccid, his member
was little more than a bobbin.

1:02:51

And when inflamed,
it towered a mere four inches.

1:02:55

To compensate, he strove
to impress his ladylove
with a host of other endowments:;

1:03:01

fine wine, fresh game
and a house as large as his
other fortunes were small.

1:03:05

We've ceiling beams
en route from Provence.

1:03:11

And next week,
a muralist from Paris arrives...

1:03:16

to paint a trompe l'oeil
in the ballroom.

1:03:20

- Doesn't that please you ?
- Very much.

1:03:26

I would prefer brandy
in the salon...

1:03:28

where we can sit side by side
before the fire.

1:03:35

I'd rather read, thank you.

1:03:39

You prefer a book
to your husband's company ?

1:03:43

Well, no wonder.
I'm only flesh and blood.

1:03:48

That's no match, is it,
for the printed page, hmm ?

1:03:55

Good evening then.
Enjoy your solitude.